Monday, October 16, 2006

J-Ho

Doesn't J-Lo know that wearing horizontal stripes makes you look fatter. Next time she should just wear a potato sack.

8 comments:

prunella jones said...

Yeppers. That dress looks like it's made out of tin foil. Not a good look.

Diane said...

When she tires of it, the dress will make sweet Xmas wrapping paper

Anonymous said...

Can't believe no one caught this. VERTICAL means UP AND DOWN, HORIZONTAL is SIDE TO SIDE. Horizontal stripes make you look wider, vertical make you look taller.

PixieGaf said...

Thanks anon I'll change that.

M-M-M-Mishy said...

And the shine isn't slimming either. I would imagine that the light reflected off the dress would irritate her vampire hubby as well. Vampires are more shade beings, aren't they?

GetFlix said...

Her ass isn't that bad. Especially compared to her husband's behind. Dude is thinner than me!!

Ffleur said...

Her legs look really good. Very toned.

prettykitty said...

that jlo is soooo cunning. she just wants to distract attention away from her butt ugly husband.