Monday, December 18, 2006

Drunk Quiz

I'm Not Drunk!
You're the "I'm Not Drunk" drunk.

- "No, I wasn't drunk last night. You've never seen me drunk."
(Okay I've said that a few times)

- "You stared at the coving for half an hour."
(Maybe 5 minutes at the most)

- "So? It takes more than that to get me drunk."
(It probably does)

- "You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn't matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway."
(but I am Mexican that doesn't make any sense)

- pause -

- "It was an accident. I was joking."
(Okay you better be)

- "You ate them."
(Only if the 5 second rule applies)

You can inform the world that you're not drunk, honest, with the following declaration of sobriety: I am not drunk!

What kind of a drunk are you?

10 comments:

honkeie2 said...

A great man once said something very profound and abstruse on this topic but I was drunk at the time and all i could do was giggle because i thought he said 'penis'

Diane said...

You are a Chunder Monkey!

"I can handle it, honest. No, I've had this much to drink before and been fine, dandy. Hang on ... No, I'm all right. Don't worry about it. I don't throw up when I'm drunk." Cue technicolor yawn, chunky pastel efluvia being expelled in rhythmic croaks and gushes.

prunella jones said...

I can't seem to connect to that web site. It keeps timing out. But I know what kind of drunk I am anyway. The lampshade wearing kind. My antics have embarrassed poor el Hombre at many a party. This is why I do my drinking at home.

PixieGaf said...

You guys are so funny I bet it would be a lot of fun drinking with all of you.

honkeie2 said...

Careful what u wish for.....when I drink I start demolishing things...like publick restrooms and store dummies.

PixieGaf said...

As long as you don't get too violent its all good.

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Diane: You and me are a pair of Chunder Monkeys!

honkeie2 said...

never violent.....unless u think toliet papering the restroom in your local tarket dept. stores lol.

ffleur said...

Too funny Pix!

prettykitty said...

i know exactly the kind of drunk i am. the type that wakes up the next morning and says, "i'm never drinking again!" but generally, a happy drunk. and man, do i like making out with strangers. just kidding. i usually introduce myself.